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Barnyard Sarcasm - Humourous Cow Tails Collection - White 17oz Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Barnyard Sarcasm - Humourous Cow Tails Collection - White 17oz Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Regular price $32.99 USD
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Forget fortune cookies—true life advice comes from a cow with a butterfly on its nose. This 17oz stainless steel water bottle delivers a quiet, cheeky revelation:

“you never know / which patch of grass / is greener”


The design features:

- A serene cow among soft grass

- One bold butterfly perched right on the nose

- A clean black-and-white layout with gentle orange accents

- Balanced “L” and “R” butterflies framing the quote like a pair of raised eyebrows


It’s barnyard sarcasm at its finest—ideal for morning run, philosophical daydreaming, or those moments when you're side-eying life’s plot twists.


sleek 17oz water bottle to keep you hydrated. It’s made from high-quality stainless steel and has double-wall insulation to keep cold drinks cold and hot drinks hot. It’s elongated neck and thin design allows you to easily carry it or slip it into your bag. Best of all, the leak-proof cap ensures no liquids will spill and the large surface area makes a great canvas for eye-catching designs.

- Dimensions: 255 mm (10.03″) tall and 70 mm (2.85″) diameter
- Vacuum flask with double-wall construction
- Insulation keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h
- Dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal. Hand-wash only.

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